CGI is hard

I'm trying to set up A Wezand A Day as a self-updating CGI site with forward and backward buttons but free webhosting won't let me do it, and anyway I'm finding it pretty hard to get the code right. Not that I wrote it myself - I'm not that good! Anyone want to sponsor A Wezand A Day for more efficient webhosting? If only blimming keenspace would get back to me, I might get somewhere...